ProwL's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[i hate christmas]

Fuck Charles Dickens

Christmas is a illustrious, marketing scheme owned by major corporations on their knees for your money. This is fucking brilliant, I love how whoever sang the song exaggurated the fact that Christmas, is one huge disaster. I personally love Christmas, but just because it's a great holiday dosen't mean shitty things don't happen to people on that day. Good fucking work, good graphics, astonishing accompining animation, and good fucking choice of song. Merry Christmas Brian and I hope your Christmas isn't as shitty as the guy you wrote abouts.

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

Excellent

An eventful, legendary series which has always sparked my interest and got myself thinking about stuff- even if it IS completly unrelated to the material. This work is artistic, and if you try to hold it up to a deeper meaning, you find yourself looking in a blackhole. Either way, I don't know why I love this series, just like we all don't know why chocolate.. tastes so damn good.

[Warrior Boarder]

Awesome.

Great animation, decent graphics. I guess you could have cleaned them up a little, but the style brought your score back up to 10. This author's creativity shines through in this flash masterpiece. Who could flow ideas together better than this author? I hear people say it's unrealistic? No kidding, that's why it's a flash animation - the point of it is not to be realitic, it's meant to be fun and enjoyable to watch. Good job.

[G.W. Bush flip flopper]

It was decent.

I am personally voting for John Kerry tomorrow in the Presidental election, but I'm reading a lot of reviews saying how Kerry is the flip-flopper and Bush isn't? Please, you are the people who listen to whatever your friends say, or the news. Kerry has flipped flopped on very minor issues.

For the movie, the graphics were alright, the sound kinda sounded like Bush, but I was unimpressed. I liked some of the points - but they could have been stronger, and more cleverlly used. I like how you bashed Bush thought, because he infact is a moron. I really do not understand how people can vote for him. I say we strap him with a weapon, and let him fight his own war.

If you go to the democrats.org webpage you can click to the Bush's top ten flip flop section and realize how many crucial things he has flip flopped on. Open your eyes - vote tomorrow - and keep making movies Daniel. I hope you vote.

[I miss you Daddy]

It's a sin to vote a 0.

I wish I understood what people are thinking when they say this is a shitty attempt to get high votes, what is your problem? This is a sad movie, reflecting, not soliticing, a little girls reaction to 9/11. It's just a reminder of how 9/11 has affected us all - even the next generation. I didn't cry - but I got the shivers thinking about all my friends in the area that really did lose fathers, mothers, and best friends in 9/11.

I also enjoyed this movie because of the fact that the girl is leading a normal life, which means at 9/11 - the terrorists didn't win. They wanted to affect our lifestyle, our way of life, and change it so we were all miserable. She was leading a normal life; learning how to swim, going to kindergarden. Fuck terrorism, fuck bush, and fuck everyone who voted 0.

[Milkman]

Absolutely Brilliant

This movie was fucking amazing, fucking brilliant, and fucking astonishing. Not only are the graphics well done, the animation suberb, and the storyline so robust that you could make a movie with the character, but it's meaning, if it has one; does not only apply to the general audience but some sick sociopath at home watching this shit may actually get off. The calm, mellow, almost childlike beat while the psycho is kicking the milkman's head around is just so fucking clever and sick, that I had to watch the movie about twenty times and show it to all my friends.

Make more random shit like this, and please continue salad fingers.

[Bubble Tea]

Good job

A pretty good movie, I liked how the random humor came along every second, but you seemed to forget about a storyline to build the random humor off. If you had a more impressive, to the point storyline, then the random humor would have been MUCH funnier - get my drift?

I'd like to see a second though, I enjoy your style.

[Salad Hunter]

Ok movie

I like salad fingers, and I believe it's one of the better series out there, but this movie is OK, the graphics were decent, the voice acting was terrible, but at least the animation and graphics were decent, earing you a 5.

I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it.

Maverick0 responds:

Well, that's probablt the smartest thing anyone's said today!

[We Are Robots - Kegomatic]

This is no doubt the best flash

On newgrounds. This stuff is television material, I think extrabad should talk to adultswim about making a series out of this, it could be one of those 15 minute shows. This is quality stuff.